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[[Plik:Alcatel04.jpg|thumb|125px|Najnowszy model Alcatela]]
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'''Alcatel''' – [[Telefon komórkowy|telefon]] niezwykle wspaniały i zaawansowany technicznie. Jest połączeniem najnowszych osiągnięć telekomunikacyjnych i technicznych, takich jak:
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* kolorowy wyświetlacz;
* edytor SMS-ów;
* możliwość zadzwonienia i odebrania [[telefon]]u w dowolnym miejscu.

Ostatnia funkcja jest najbardziej niesamowita, gdyż wcześniej była stosowana tylko w telefonach o większych wartościach sieci GSM. Dodatkowym plusem posiadania Alcatela jest możliwość rozmawiania aż do 10 godzin bez przerwy.

== Alcatel a kradzieże ==
Kolejnym plusem posiadania Alcatela jest duża odporność na [[kradzież]]e. Niewielu kieszonkowców decyduje się podjęcia tak ryzykownej misji jak kradzież telefonu i tak będącego mało atrakcyjnym w zwykłych świeckich środowiskach. Jest to spowodowane naprawdę trudno zrozumiałym menu i innymi opcjami tego niezwykle zaawansowanego, biznesowego urządzenia nic niem… wszystko mającego aparatu komórkowego. Niektóre z najdroższych jego modeli (około 49 złotych w [[Orange]]) posiadają dodatkową funkcję odtwarzacza MP3, której i tak mało kto używa, jako że korzystanie z tego ósmego cudu świata jest bez tego wystarczająco skomplikowane.

Gorzej jednak gdy złodziej nie wie, że masz Alcatela. Jest wtedy duże ryzyko podwójnego naprania.

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Wersja z 16:45, 3 maj 2020

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