Penis: Różnice pomiędzy wersjami

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{{błe}}
{{cytat|Atoli patrząc na swe jajca silne,<br>Myśliłem rzeczy moim zdaniem pilne:<br>Jeśli mię chce mieć szczęście w tym nierządzie,<br>Niech mi da wedle proporcyjej mądzie.|[[Jan Kochanowski]] o '''penisie'''}}
{{cytat|Kochanie, mamy identyczny czas i takie same parametry wyjść.|[[Jacek Skubikowski]] o '''penisie'''}}
{{cytat|Prędko, prędko baśń się baje, nie tak prędko kutas staje...|[[Aleksander Fredro]] o '''penisie''' w baśni „[[Nonźródła:Królewna Pizdolona|O Trzech Braciach i Królewnie]]”}}
{{cytat|Nie po raz pierwszy staje mi...|[[Józef Zych]] o zaszczycie, ale wyszło o '''penisie'''}}
{{cytat|Tępe chuje...|[[Kapitan Bomba]] pieszczotliwie do swoich podwładnych}}
{{cytat|Nasi dziadowie '''na mchu jadali'''|Ludowe porzekadło o spadku od naszych dziadów}}
{{cytat|I dotąd nosił wielki pęk kluczów za pasem, uwiązany na taśmie ze srebrnym '''kutasem'''|[[Adam Mickiewicz]] o '''penisie'''}}
'''Penis''' – rodzaj złącza fizycznego do transferu danych genomowych. Wpina się go do gniazda [[wagina]], posiadanego przez każdą komputerę. Zwykle trzeba kilkakrotnie powtórzyć tę czynność, aż dane zaczną płynąć. Kanał telekomunikacyjny, jakim jest penis, najczęściej przestaje działać po upływie 45–55 lat od daty produkcji. Nie bacząc na jego długość zazwyczaj wywołuje podniecenie u komputerek.
Dane są wysyłane z miejsca zwanego moszną z jąder, które administrują danymi.

==Przyrządy antywirusowe==
Tzw. kondomy uważane są za wyjątkowo sprawne programy do osłony systemu penis przed wirusami pochodzenia waginalnego. Podobnie jak pigułki mają też za zadanie nie pozwolić na przesłanie plików do waginy i ich instalację.
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Grafika:2309284.gif|Wesoły chłopiec wskazuje na banana, którego umieścił w spodniach
Grafika:Plot.jpg|Przełom lipca i sierpnia to czas wielkich wyprzedaży hujów na żywopłot
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== Zobacz też ==
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* [[wagina]]

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[[kategoria:Narządy]]

[[pt:Pênis]]

[[ar:القضيب الذكي]]
[[da:Pik]]
[[de:Penis]]
[[en:Penis]]
[[eo:Peniso]]
[[es:Pene]]
[[fi:Hilavitkutin]]
[[fr:Pénis]]
[[he:זין]]
[[hr:Penis]]
[[it:Pene]]
[[ja:陰茎]]
[[nl:Penis]]
[[ro:Pula]]
[[th:สิ่งมีชีวิตที่เรียกว่าควย]]
[[zh:棒棒糖]]
[[zh-tw:棒棒糖]]

Wersja z 19:16, 18 kwi 2011

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