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/mjɛnd͡zɨnarɔˈdɔvɨ alˈfabɛt fɔnɛˈtɨt͡ʂnɨ (ˈfskrut͡ɕɛ maf, ɔfiˈt͡sjalɲɛ ˈznat͡ʂki spɔdrɛnˈt͡ʂɲika ɔd aŋɡjɛlˈskjɛɡɔ) tɔ ˈsɨstɛm ˈznakuf, stfɔˈʐɔnɪ vɨˈwɔnt͡ʂɲɛ pɔ tɔ, ˈabɨ zirɨˈtɔvat͡ɕ kaʐˈdɛɡɔ, ktɔ ma ˈzamjar dɔˈvjɛd͡ʑɛt͡ɕ ɕɛ, jak ɕɛ t͡sɔɕ vɨˈmavja. ˈfpraktɨt͡sɛ jɛst tɔ ˈsɨstɛm ˈmartfɨ, gdɨʂˈkɔlvjɛk ˈkaʐdɨ, ktɔ ˈmjawbɨ t͡ʂas na jɛgɔ naˈukɛ, ɲɛ ma ˈʐadnɨx pʂɨˈjat͡ɕuw, z sktuˈrɨmi ˈmuɡwbɨ pɔrɔzˈmavjat͡ɕ./

/xisˈtɔrja/

/mjɛnd͡zɨnarɔˈdɔvɨ alˈfabɛt fɔnɛˈtɨt͡ʂnɨ ˈzɔstaw wɨmɨɕˈlɔnɨ pʂɛs ˈgrupɛ franˈt͡suzuf ftɨɕɔnt͡sɔɕɛmsɛtɔɕɛmd͡ʑɛɕɔntɨmˈʂustɨm ˈrɔku, ˈabɨ uˈwatfit͡ɕ pʂɛt͡ɕɛntˈnɛmu frant͡suˈzɔvɨ t͡ʂɨ brɨtɨjt͡ʂɨˈkɔvɨ vɨˈmɔvɛ ˈinnɨx jɛw̃ˈzɨkuf ɛwrɔˈpɛjskix. ˈstɛɡɔ pɔˈvɔdu, zapiˈsujɔnt͡s xɔˈt͡ɕaʐbɨ aŋˈɡjɛlski za pɔˈmɔt͡sɔw̃ mjɛnd͡zɨnarɔdɔˈvɛgɔ alfaˈbɛtu fɔnɛtɨˈt͡ʂnɛgɔ, ɔtʂɨˈmamɨ ˈwadnɛ tranˈskrɨpt͡sjɛ ˈtɨpu /kæt/, t͡ʂɨ /ˈwɪndoʊ/./

/ˈɡɔʐɛj vɨˈɡlɔnda ˈsprava zdɔˈswɔvɲɛ ˈkaʐdɨm ɲɛeɛwrɔˈpɛjskim jɛw̃ˈzɨkjɛm, bɨˈnajmɲɛj ˈtakim jak ˈxiɲski, ˈfkturɨm juʂ ˈzamjast wadˈnɛɡɔ /kæt/ t͡ʂɨ /ˈwɪndoʊ/, ɔtʂɨmuˈjɛmɨ ˈnaglɛ /t͡ʃyː˥ tʰɐu̯˨˩ pɪŋ˧/./

/liˈtɛrɨ/

/ˈtfurt͡sɨ ˈmafu ˈprɛntkɔ zɔrjɛntɔˈvali ɕɛ, ʐɛ ˈabɨ zaˈpisat͡ɕ ˈfʂɨstkjɛ ˈd͡ʑvjɛŋki ˈɕfjata, ˈbɛɲd͡ʑɛ im pɔˈtʂɛbnɛ t͡sɔɕ ˈvjɛnt͡sɛj ɲiʂ dvad͡ʑɛɕt͡ɕaˈʂɛɕt͡ɕ ˈlitɛr alfaˈbɛtu wat͡ɕiɲˈskjɛɡɔ. xt͡sɔnt͡s uˈɲiknɔɲt͡ɕ ɲɛɔpisaˈnɛɡɔ ʂaˈlɛɲstfa, ˈkturɨm jɛst kɔʐɨsˈtaɲɛ zɛ ˈznakuf djakrɨˈtɨt͡ʂnɨx, zaˈt͡ʂɛli ˈzamjast ˈtɛɡɔ dɔˈdavat͡ɕ dɔ sfɔˈjɛɡɔ sɨsˈtɛmu liˈtɛrɨ: ˈnajpjɛrf ˈzgrɛki, ˈpɔtɛm st͡sɨrɨˈlit͡sɨ, a pɔt ˈkɔɲɛt͡s skaʐˈdɛɡɔ inˈnɛɡɔ sɨsˈtɛmu, ˈkturɨ fpadw im pɔt ˈrɛŋkɛ. ˈd͡ʑɛŋki ˈtɛmu, fspuwˈt͡ʂɛsnɨ maf vɨˈɡlɔnda tak:/

/jˈɣ͡ʒ ʔʔ̬ 猫ˈː̆̆∅əʀɜ→ɮ̠̈ː→ɸɚʷ𓄿̈ʔœ/

/ˈt͡ʂujɔnt͡s ɕɛ ɲɛspɛwˈɲɛɲi, dɔˈdali pɔt ˈkɔɲɛt͡s ˈznaki djakrɨˈtɨt͡ʂnɛ./

/zastɔsɔˈvaɲɛ/

/pʂɛˈt͡ɕɛntnɨ ˈvɨkrɛs samɔɡˈwɔsɛk/

/mjɛnd͡zɨnarɔˈdɔvɨ alˈfabɛt fɔnɛˈtɨt͡ʂnɨ ˈzɔstaw stfɔˈʐɔnɨ ˈzmɨɕlɔw̃, ˈabɨ ˈkaʐdɨ d͡ʑvjɛŋk na ˈʑɛmi mjaw pʂɨpiˈsanɨ ɔdˈrɛmbnɨ, vɨjɔntˈkɔvɨ ˈsɨmbɔl. ˈmɨɕli tɛj ɔt͡ʂɨˈviɕt͡ɕɛ ɲɛ ˈspɛwɲa, pɔˈɲɛvaʂ ˈtfurt͡sɨ zɔrjɛntɔˈvali ɕɛ, ʐɛ zadɛmɔnstrɔˈvaɲɛ ruʐˈɲit͡sɨ pɔˈmjɛnd͡zɨ ˈpɔlskim [ɘ̟], a aŋˈɡjɛlskim [ɪ̞̈] kɔʐɨsˈtajɔnt͡s zdvux ɔˈsɔbnɨx ˈznakuf jɛst t͡ʂɨmɕ ɲɛrɛˈaln[ɘ̟]m./

/vɔˈbɛt͡snɨx ˈt͡ʂasax maf jɛst uʐɨˈvanɨ pʂɛs ɔkrɛɕˈlɔnɛ ˈɡrupɨ ˈɔsup – tɔ ˈznat͡ʂɨ ˈwɑnəbi liŋɡˈvistuf na twiˈtɛʐɛ ˈɔras ˈtfurt͡suf pɔdrɛnˈt͡ʂɲikuf dɔ naˈuki jɛw̃ˈzɨka aŋɡjɛlˈskjɛɡɔ./

[d̪lä upɾɔʃ̺ˈt̺͡ʃ̺ɛɲ̟æ̞ näjˈt̺͡ʃ̺e̞j̃ɕt͡ɕe̞j st̪ɔˈsuje̞ ɕe̞ t̪ɾäw̃ˈskɾɘ̟pt͡sje̞ fɔn̪ɛˈmʲit̺͡ʃ̺nɔw̃, ˈkt̪uɾä ˈmʲimɔ, ʒ̻ɛ ɲ̟e̞ je̞st̪ d̪ɔˈkwäd̪nɘ̟m ɔd̪zvʲjɛɾt͡ɕe̞ˈd̪lɛɲ̟e̞m ˈt̪ɛɡɔ jäk t͡sɔɕ vɘ̟mäˈvʲjämɘ̟, je̞st̪ ˈpɾɔst̪ʃ̺ä d̪ɔ n̪äpʲiˈsäɲ̟æ̞. ˈäbɘ̟ ˈjɛʃ̺t̺͡ʃ̺ɛ ˈbäɾd͡ʑe̞j zd̪ɛn̪ɛɾˈvɔvät͡ɕ lud͡ʑi, mäf ˈmɔʒ̻ɛ bɘ̟t͡ɕ ˈɾuvɲ̟ɛʃ̺ zäpʲisɨˈvänɘ̟ zä pɔˈmɔt͡sɔw̃ t̪ɾäw̃ˈskɾɘ̟pt͡sji fɔn̪ɛˈt̪ɘ̟t̺͡ʃ̺n̪e̞j.]

/vɨˈmɨswɛm alfaˈbɛtu fɔnɛtɨˈt͡ʂnɛgɔ sɔw̃ tak ˈzvanɛ sɨmˈbɔlɛ akˈt͡sɛntu vɨrazɔˈwɛgɔ, ˈkturɛ vbrɛf ˈsfɔjɛj ˈnazvjɛ ˈft͡salɛ ɲɛ zaznaˈt͡ʂajɔw̃ ʐadˈnɛɡɔ akˈt͡sɛntu vɨrazɔˈwɛgɔ, ˈtɨlkɔ kɔnˈtrakt͡sjɛ dvux swuf. t͡sɔ ɔzˈnat͡ʂa, ʐɛ /t͡ʂtɛˈrɛma/ tɔ tak naˈpravdɛ ɲɛ tranˈskrɨpt͡sja ˈswɔva „czterema”, a kɔnˈtrakt͡sja pɛwˈnɛɡɔ vɨraˈʐɛɲa „czte are ma” (/t͡ʂtɛ ɑɹ ma/)./

/kɔˈlɛjnɨm t͡ɕɛˈkavɨm i pʂɨˈdatnɨm zastɔsɔˈvaɲɛm ˈmafu jɛst rɔzmjɛʂˈt͡ʂaɲɛ ˈjɛɡɔ sɨmˈbɔli na lɔˈsɔvɨx vɨˈkrɛsax, uˈdajɔnt͡s, ʐɛ ktɔɕ t͡sɔɕ rɔˈzumjɛ./

/pʂɨˈkwadɨ/

  • ja - /ja/
  • kot - /kɔt/
  • dom - /dɔm/
  • hej - /xɛj/
  • dobry - /ˈdɔbrɨ/
  • wstrzemięźliwość - /fstʂɛmjɛɲʑˈlivɔɕt͡ɕ/