Cytaty:Portal (gra): Różnice pomiędzy wersjami
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*''Do hear that? That's the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin.'' |
*''Do hear that? That's the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin.'' |
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*''Go on. Get a goooood looooong look.<br>Go on. Get a big fat eyeful. With your big fat eyes.<br>That's right. A potato just called your eyes fat.<br>Now your fat eyes have seen everything.<br>In case you were wondering: Yes. I'm still a potato. Go away.'' |
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*''I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.'' |
*''I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.'' |
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*''I was getting SO lonely down here. It's good to finally hear someone else's voice. I'm kidding, of course. God, I hate you.'' |
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*''I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn't write any of them.'' |
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*''We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.<ref>Główna bohaterka Portala - Chell - nie umie mówić</ref>'' |
*''We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.<ref>Główna bohaterka Portala - Chell - nie umie mówić</ref>'' |
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*''Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.<br>Don't let that 'horrible person' thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.'' |
*''Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.<br>Don't let that 'horrible person' thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.'' |
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*''Wait. Why DID you trundle over here? You're not HUNGRY, are you? It's hard to see, what's that in your hand? Knowing you it's a deep fryer.'' |
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*''We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I--oh, no, wait. I guess I HAVEN'T killed you yet. Well. Food for thought.'' |
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D
- Do hear that? That's the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin.
G
- Go on. Get a goooood looooong look.
Go on. Get a big fat eyeful. With your big fat eyes.
That's right. A potato just called your eyes fat.
Now your fat eyes have seen everything.
In case you were wondering: Yes. I'm still a potato. Go away.
I
- I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.
- I was getting SO lonely down here. It's good to finally hear someone else's voice. I'm kidding, of course. God, I hate you.
- I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn't write any of them.
O
- Oh, sorry. I'm still cleaning out the test chambers.
So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless.
…
That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I'm sorry. You didn't react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That's why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.
S
- So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility.
I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly.
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- We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.[1]
- Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
Don't let that 'horrible person' thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep. - Wait. Why DID you trundle over here? You're not HUNGRY, are you? It's hard to see, what's that in your hand? Knowing you it's a deep fryer.
- We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I--oh, no, wait. I guess I HAVEN'T killed you yet. Well. Food for thought.
Przypisy
- ↑ Główna bohaterka Portala - Chell - nie umie mówić