Cytaty:Portal (gra): Różnice pomiędzy wersjami

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== D ==
== D ==
*''Do hear that? That's the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin.''
*''Do hear that? That's the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin.''

== G ==
*''Go on. Get a goooood looooong look.<br>Go on. Get a big fat eyeful. With your big fat eyes.<br>That's right. A potato just called your eyes fat.<br>Now your fat eyes have seen everything.<br>In case you were wondering: Yes. I'm still a potato. Go away.''


== I ==
== I ==
*''I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.''
*''I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.''
*''I was getting SO lonely down here. It's good to finally hear someone else's voice. I'm kidding, of course. God, I hate you.''
*''I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn't write any of them.''


== O ==
== O ==
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*''We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.<ref>Główna bohaterka Portala - Chell - nie umie mówić</ref>''
*''We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.<ref>Główna bohaterka Portala - Chell - nie umie mówić</ref>''
*''Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.<br>Don't let that 'horrible person' thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.''
*''Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.<br>Don't let that 'horrible person' thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.''
*Jako ziemniak: ''Wait. Why DID you trundle over here? You're not HUNGRY, are you? It's hard to see, what's that in your hand? Knowing you it's a deep fryer.''
*''Wait. Why DID you trundle over here? You're not HUNGRY, are you? It's hard to see, what's that in your hand? Knowing you it's a deep fryer.''
*''We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I--oh, no, wait. I guess I HAVEN'T killed you yet. Well. Food for thought.''


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D

  • Do hear that? That's the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin.

G

  • Go on. Get a goooood looooong look.
    Go on. Get a big fat eyeful. With your big fat eyes.
    That's right. A potato just called your eyes fat.
    Now your fat eyes have seen everything.
    In case you were wondering: Yes. I'm still a potato. Go away.

I

  • I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.
  • I was getting SO lonely down here. It's good to finally hear someone else's voice. I'm kidding, of course. God, I hate you.
  • I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn't write any of them.

O

  • Oh, sorry. I'm still cleaning out the test chambers.
    So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless.

    That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I'm sorry. You didn't react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That's why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.

S

  • So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility.
    I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly.

W

  • We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.[1]
  • Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
    Don't let that 'horrible person' thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.
  • Wait. Why DID you trundle over here? You're not HUNGRY, are you? It's hard to see, what's that in your hand? Knowing you it's a deep fryer.
  • We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I--oh, no, wait. I guess I HAVEN'T killed you yet. Well. Food for thought.

Przypisy

  1. Główna bohaterka Portala - Chell - nie umie mówić