Edytujesz „Longcat”

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[[Video:Longcat is long|thumb|200px|Longcat: The movie.]]
'''Longcat''' ([[język polski|pol]]. '''Długi kot''') – najdłuższy dotąd [[kot]] w historii wszechświata. Swój żywot rozpoczął na [[4chan]]ie, gdzie powiadają o nim: ''Longcat is loooooong'', co znaczy tyle, co: „długi kot jest długi”. Prawda jest jednak taka, że ''Longcat is shooooort'' i jest krótki.
'''Longcat''' ([[język polski|pol]]. '''Długi kot''') – najdłuższy dotąd [[kot]] w historii wszechświata. Swój żywot rozpoczął na [[4chan]]ie, gdzie powiadają o nim: ''Longcat is loooooong'', co znaczy tyle, co: „długi kot jest długi”. Prawda jest jednak taka, że ''Longcat is shooooort'' i jest krótki.


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Grafika:DługiKot.jpg|''Long cat is shoooooort''
Grafika:DługiKot.jpg|''Long cat is shoooooort''
Grafika:KrótkiKot.jpg|''Short Cat is loooooooong''
Grafika:KrótkiKot.jpg|''Short Cat is loooooooong''
Plik:Longcat4.jpg|Longcat
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| |A teraz longtail!
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| |To już trochę nudne, prawda?
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| |A teraz longtail!
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\ \ Tu się ogon zawinął.
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