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Zostawiam , żeby za jakieś 2-3 dni skonczyć. Fajormein (dyskusja) 16:45, gru 6, 2014 (UTC)

Szablon:HowTo Szablon:For Windows Users Szablon:Q Szablon:Q Szablon:Q Po tym , jak zainstalowałeś Windowsa, chciałeś zobaczyć trochę BSoD`ów, ale , po pięciu godzinach rozwalania systemu, BSoD się nie pokazał! W tym Poradniku , pokażemy ci, jak go zdobyć na własność ! Skrollnij w górę , jest napisane , że to Poradnik nie dla anty-komornistów, więc odejdź i idź zastrzel z headshota Billa Gates`a za OS rodem z komuny. Jest pierdiard OS`ów , ale który kur wybrać? Windows Vista jest najlepszy, bo jest tak bardzo intensywny na resource... Potrzebujesz parę gier by zagrać w BSOD`a, if you don't have, get one now! The games such as Battlefield, Quake, and other resource-intensive games will make the appearance of BSoD easier, and more fun. Also, you need Microsoft Office. You create a long document, and you spent 99 hours on Office without saving, and when you are about to save, the BSoD appears! That will be SO exciting! There are many other resource-intensive programs such as Google Earth, Photoshop CS. You need to stuff your hard drive, because it just 1 bit of file was written to your hard drive while your hard drive is full, it will be an infinite loop of BSoD!(BSoD will appear again after restart) Videos, movies are very huge, go download some pirated DVDs esp. the HD ones, and you will stuff your HD so fast. If you are using Windows Vista, it will be SO easy to generated BSoD! You just click "Cancel" when Windows Vista is asking you "Windows needs you permission to use this device: Windows Vista". There are many other security features of Windows Vista, if you tried to hack into Windows Vista, the system will be crash, so download more viruses, spywares. Windows Vista is also slow, so it will be very easy. If you are using MS Office, try to create a long, important documents, and spend on Office for 99 hours, when you are about to save, the BSoD will appear, very easy. When the Clippit was popped up, ask the dumb paperclip "Where's BSoD?!" or just kill the paperclip.

The fake ways

First, download the BSoD picture.

Save this picture now!

1. Change your wallpaper to BSoD
2. Change your screensaver to BSoD
3. Use PowerPoint to make a slideshow with Blue Screen of Death(like this) or just Insert a BSoD slide in the middle of a presentation!
4. Just play Game:TheBlueScreenOfDeath
5. Install Windows 3.1 then delete random .DLL files

The cheaters' instant ways(on Windows)

Main article: BSoD#Cheats_.26_Exploits

1. Create a text file, and name it "Microsoft Sucks" or the following:
   1. Microsoft Sucks
   2. Bill Gates Sucks
   3. Windows Vista Sucks
   4. Internet Explorer Sucks
   5. I love iPods
   6. I don't use Microsoft Office
   7. I'm communist
   8. I'm going to uninstall Windows
   9. install-linux.exe
   10. install-safari.exe
   11. install-firefox.exe
   12. destroy-windows.exe
   13. BSoD.exe
   14. uninstall-internet-explorer.exe
   15. destroy-windows.exe
   16. (and many more)
2. Go to the following sites
   1. http://goodbye-microsoft.com
   2. http://www.microsoftsucks.org
   3. http://whyiesucks.blogspot.com
   4. http://ie7.com
   5. http://www.mozilla.com
   6. http://www.google.com (Microsoft is the real one who censored Google)
   7. http://www.apple.com
   8. http://www.linux.com
   9. http://www.nintendo.com
   10. http://www.crashie.com
   11. (and much more)
3. Uninstall any software from Microsoft
4. Install any non-Microsoft software

The real ways

1. Download AutoIt and make a auto-clicker script, and let it keep opening files, especially uncompressed video files that are 30GB large.
2. Play WoW, and open Google Earth, plus open them in many windows.
3. Play many DVDs at same time.
4. Create many huge and important Microsoft Word documents.
5. Run an Infinite Loop program.
6. Open every file and every program you have.
7. Open every file on a USB flash drive. Pull out the flash drive without disconnecting it.
8. Mess around with your drivers in Device Manager.
9. Randomly delete files in the Windows System folder. (Keep your Windows installation CD handy, you WILL need it.)
10. Do everything above 1 000 000 times.
11. Play S.T.A.L.K.E.R Clear Sky for about 10 minutes.

If it doesn't work

1. Smash your computer
2. Blame it on Bill Gates, which will create a unstable OS.
3. Uninstall Linux.
4. Smash your head on your keyboard. Like this:

1. Go sleep, and dream BSoD(then you will DIE when sleeping)
2. Paint your eyeballs with blue, then everything you saw are blue.
3. Download more viruses, spywares, such as Smiley Central, MyWebSearch Toolbar

(like this:)

1. Fix your registry, maybe your registry doesn't know where the BSoD is.
2. Let Paris Hilton use your computer... Instant BSoD!
3. Try and solve .999...=1
4. Let your PC drink a fluid of your chice, e.g. coffee.
5. Purchase a MacBook pro from your nearest apple store. Bring it home and give it lots of affection, love, hugs and accessories, right in front of your windows machine. It will BSoD instantly.