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Strach na wróble o Batmanie

Skoro Batman jest taki sprytny, to dlaczego nosi majtki na spodniach?

Joker bez mydła jadący po Batmanie

Czy nie zdawało ci się kiedyś, że ktoś cię śledzi? Słyszałeś podejrzane odgłosy, lecz nikt ci nie wierzył? Tak? I co z tego? Myślałeś, że napiszę, iż zapewne był to Batman? To źle myślałeś. Żeby spotkać Batmana musiałbyś znaleźć się w Gotham City, w którym to mieście nasz bohater pilnuje zwykłych ludzi, którzy za wszelką cenę chcą wpaść w pułapkę złych człowieków.
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Co to w ogóle jest, ten „Batman”?

Batman to, jak już powinieneś zauważyć drogi czytelniku, superbohater. Ale nie taki, który strzela laserami z oczu, a jednym włosem potrafi zabić, ale Pudzian w stalowym opakowaniu z cukierkami...
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Batman, a spółka

Rosją rządzą Batman i Robin.

Bushmeni o teoriach spiskowych w Rosji

Zajmijmy się teraz znajomymi Wayne'a.

Przyjaciele Batmana

• Robin w wersjach od 3.11 do 7,
• Kobieta kot,
• nietoperze,
• Czarny żniwiarz,
• Ninja,
• Dr. Octopus,
• Człowiek zagadka,
• Przypadkowy przechodzień,
• Yeti.

Wrogowie Batmana

• Tux,
• Strach na wróble,
• Joker,
• Hannibal Lecter,
• Michał Korybut Wiśniowiecki,
• kaszki,
• operatorzy GSM,
• zombie,
• Żwirek i Muchomorek,
• David Guetta.

Myślę, że wyczerpałem temat Batmana. A teraz wynocha!