Kabaret Ani Mru-Mru: Różnice pomiędzy wersjami
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'''Kabaret Ani Mru-Mru''' – polski kabaret, założony w [[Lublin|Oksfordzie wschodu]] w 1999 roku, przez [[Marcin Wójcik|Marcina Wójta]]. Początkowo w skład kabaretu wchodziły całkiem nieznane nikomu osoby (podobno była tam nawet kobieta!). Jednak nie odnosili większych sukcesów, dlatego skład się posypał. Marcin postanowił zaprosić swojego domniemanego [[Michał Wójcik|brata]] (to ten wysoki) i tego [[Waldemar Wilkołek|trzeciego]], którego nikt z imienia i nazwiska nie zna (mówią na niego ''ten gruby''). <br/> |
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Po zaproszeniu Michasia, Cichacze zaczęli odnosić sukcesy. Oferty pracy posypały się błyskawicznie. A to pozmywanie po weselu, a to nadmuchiwanie balonów na studniówkę. W 2000 roku kariera Ani Mru-Mru nabrała szybkiego tempa. Wpłynęło to bardzo na ich samoocenę i praca na zmywaku już im nie wystarczała. Chłopcy zaczęli brać udziały w przeróżnych przeglądach kabaretowych. Owocowało to wieloma nagrodami i pewnie byłoby tak do dziś, gdyby nie wstrętny [[Robert Górski|Góral]], [[Katarzyna Pakosińska|Pakosia]] i [[Kabaret Moralnego Niepokoju|spółka]] – odwieczni wrogowie tria z Lublina. <br/> |
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Przyszedł czas, kiedy to, mieszkańcy [[Warszawa|domniemanej stolicy Polski]] święcili tryumfy nad chłopcami. Jednak na nich też przyszła pora i obecnie nie narzekają na nadmiar ofert. Doszło do tego, że Marcin i Robert prowadzą wspólny program w [[TVP2|Telewizji Ciągle Błagającej O Abonament Nr 2]]. Najwidoczniej kryzys dopada każdego. |
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Wersja z 17:55, 3 maj 2020
Ciszaaa! I ani mru-mru!
- Ojciec rozmawiający z dziećmi
Aaale nieee...
- Michał, który został zapytany o oddanie pożyczonych pieniędzy
A ja będę tu przychodził na sushi aż całe spodnie wysuszi.
- Marcin w reklamie pralko-suszarki
- Idę na urodziny Ani Mru Mru
- Jakiej Ani?
- Rozmowa Jerzego Stuhra z jego synem
Kabaret Ani Mru-Mru – polski kabaret, założony w Oksfordzie wschodu w 1999 roku, przez Marcina Wójta. Początkowo w skład kabaretu wchodziły całkiem nieznane nikomu osoby (podobno była tam nawet kobieta!). Jednak nie odnosili większych sukcesów, dlatego skład się posypał. Marcin postanowił zaprosić swojego domniemanego brata (to ten wysoki) i tego trzeciego, którego nikt z imienia i nazwiska nie zna (mówią na niego ten gruby).
Po zaproszeniu Michasia, Cichacze zaczęli odnosić sukcesy. Oferty pracy posypały się błyskawicznie. A to pozmywanie po weselu, a to nadmuchiwanie balonów na studniówkę. W 2000 roku kariera Ani Mru-Mru nabrała szybkiego tempa. Wpłynęło to bardzo na ich samoocenę i praca na zmywaku już im nie wystarczała. Chłopcy zaczęli brać udziały w przeróżnych przeglądach kabaretowych. Owocowało to wieloma nagrodami i pewnie byłoby tak do dziś, gdyby nie wstrętny Góral, Pakosia i spółka – odwieczni wrogowie tria z Lublina.
Przyszedł czas, kiedy to, mieszkańcy domniemanej stolicy Polski święcili tryumfy nad chłopcami. Jednak na nich też przyszła pora i obecnie nie narzekają na nadmiar ofert. Doszło do tego, że Marcin i Robert prowadzą wspólny program w Telewizji Ciągle Błagającej O Abonament Nr 2. Najwidoczniej kryzys dopada każdego.
To jest tylko zalążek artykułu z dziedziny kabaretu. Jeśli śmieszy Cię to, co samodzielnie piszesz – rozbuduj go.
