Gazeta pornograficzna
Z Nonsensopedii, polskiej encyklopedii humoru
Wersja z dnia 01:01, 6 lis 2020 autorstwa UpcalX (dyskusja • edycje) (→Czego się stamtąd dowiemy?: huja w dupie)
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Seks-magazyn, gazeta porno, świerszczyk, trzepak, pocieracz, pornuch, onanix – dokumentacja relacji międzyludzkich w formie zdjęć, rycin, a także tekstu za jednego zybla z hakiem. Do nabycia w specjalistycznych punktach bądź na niemal każdej stacji benzynowej.
Czego się stamtąd dowiemy?
- Napalona Aśka ma ochotę na ruch z ostrym ogierem.
- Do jej ci może wejść cała ręka.
- Adi chce seksu bez zobowiązań.
- Za stówkę można nabyć całkiem niezłą wibrę.
- Członek Adama mierzy 22 cm we wzwodzie.
- Viagra staniała o 10%.
- Bi Marysia czeka na swojego misia (lub misię).
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Rodzaje
Rozróżniamy kilka rodzajów pocieraczy:
- Zwyczajny – taki z gołymi babami, które
pchają się wibratorami i tego typu przyrządamiwiadomo, co robią, czyż ktokolwiek kiedyś nie widział takiej gazetki? - Sadomasochistyczny – pełen zdjęć z chłostania się pejczami i tego typu rzeczy. Dużo w nim lateksu, skóry i ćwieków. Ale ogólnie nie taki fajny jak realna zabawa.
- Gejowski – dużo wsadzania, pokazywania, serów i nic poza tym.
- Lesbijski – dużo lizania, obcasów, rozrywek dla koneserów.
- Chory – gejowsko-lesbijsko-hetero-zwierzęco-przedmiotowy seks uwieczniony na zdjęciach i filmach, na których nie brakuje takich rzeczy, których nigdy nie powinno być w sypialni, a tym bardziej w ciele.
- Playboy – grzeczna gazetka, w której jest więcej samochodów, techniki i humoru niż zdjęć miłych pań. Jedyną częścią wartą uwagi jest rozkładówka, na której i tak zazwyczaj gówno widać.
Dodatki
Oprócz zdjęć i poetyckiego tekstu możemy w niej znaleźć także bonus, jest to na przykład:
- DVD z filmem
- prezerwatywa
- niewielki wibrator
- coś